OK we have this new blog and I get assigned the last week in March to submit an entry. The pressure is on to think of a topic. I labor over it trying to think of a witty, informative and relevant blog entry. And the bar has been set after the previous three entries! So I start thinking what can I do? What can I say? Can't talk about everything I learned I learned in kindergarten.....Kelli sort of went with that theme plus kindergarten was eons ago for me! Can't talk about retail therapy....Sandi just did that! It dawns on me to somehow tie in March Madness into the blog entry. But after Purdue lost there was no reason to have any March Madness blog theme!
So I start thinking the only thing that has consumed my life lately has been a trip to the emergency room and eventual hospitalization of my 92-year-old mother. Now how can anyone make this witty, informative or even relevant? I mean come on no matter what one does a hospital gown is never flattering on anyone and hospital food ranks right up there with school lunches! Then it hits me. While in the emergency room the staff began to speak to me in a foreign language. It began to resemble the adult in all the Charlie Brown cartoons. You know that "wha, wha, wha" sound! We are going to do a BMP, let's keep your mom NPO. We are going to take her to IR for a procedure. Her doctor has ordered a CXR. That monitor helps us track her HR. I was beginning to feel so ignorant!
Now don't get me wrong I have watched my fair share of Marcus Welby MD, ER and Grey's Anatomy. And my wife's a nurse so I have been around medical terminology for a long time. But I am sure that I must have been getting a snack when they tossed out these acronyms on TV.....and just tuning my wife out as I have been accused of doing on occasion! My only salvation was when the OT and PT came in to do an assessment. A sigh of relief! I can finally talk their lingo. I know what ROM and ADL stand for. No longer was I looking at medical staff like a deer in headlights. I felt like an equal!
Well this experience allowed me to do some pondering, plus mom was sleeping a lot in her hospital room in-between personnel coming for more blood, breathing treatments and waking her up for a vitals check. We toss out a lot of terms every day to parents, gen Ed teachers and other school related personnel. And the list of acronyms is constantly growing! Just when everyone was beginning to understand what FAPE is we now talk about BIP (say it fast enough and it sounds like that could possibly be Marty McFly's buddy from Back to the Future or is that a mis-spelt acronym and are we going to discuss bibs?). Then we begin to sprinkle our conversation with PLOP (are we beginning to sing the Alka Seltzer jingle?) and SLO (are we being politically correct using the term slow in front of a parent whose child falls 2 or more standard deviations below the norm?)
Well hopefully by now you get the picture. Explain those acronyms and abbreviations. It will make for a more pleasant conference/meeting. As for me, there is always next year for my Boilermakers and in the meantime I will be binge watching reruns of Dr. Kildaire, Medical Center and Emergency (if you don't know what I am talking about google them) so that the next time my mom decides to take a field trip to the hospital I won't be the deer in the headlight!
P.S. My mom is recovering nicely!
A Deer in the Headlight
Guest - Colleen Renie on Monday, 04 April 2016 15:58
Jim - what a great reminder to watch what we say and how we say it not only with families but with staff! Thanks Colleen